I'll play along.
1. New car
2. An A in MA 375
3. About $50,000 a year for the rest of my life to supplement my meager teacher's salary
4. National Title for Purdue
5. Super Bowl Victory for the Colts
If you can deliver on any or all of these (i.e. Uli on #2) let me know. Don't forget that this is the season for giving!