My Christmas List
1.) An official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time
2.)An A in Math 375, willing to settle with a B. I am willing to financially compensate someone for this, whether they are from Germany or not, preferably they be though ;)
3.) A Superbowl ring for the Chicago Bears. Down with the colts and their lame ways of not broadcasting any other football game on tv while they play. The only team to do that btw.
4.) For the USA to turn into the United Socialist States of America. (CHECK, thanks NO'bama)
5.) A Leroy Jenkins doll
6.) A sham-wow, possibly eight if you call in the next ten minutes
7.) A Hannah Montana concert ticket
8.) For the exponent to get rid of enginerds, worst comic ever.
9.) For my futbol team to plays Uli's futbol team.
10.) My own personal clone of Bob Sagot.
11.) For people to understand jokes when they read them and not be anal like ian.
preciate it!
